Why Call Them Back From Heaven?

Ask me anything   Submit   I'm trying to feel more well-adjusted than I actually am. Which, I guess, is the human condition- Douglas Coupland

loserboyjean:

destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses

(Source: clearlyrobotic, via sourgoat)

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hummusapiens:

*blows a kiss to my mutuals*

*blows a kiss to my problematic faves*

*blows a kiss to the bowls of hummus on the counter*

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— 3 hours ago with 49 notes
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i am following a step programme to on how to collapse —
how to crumple myself inwards
how to feel the lining of my ribs slip away
how to forget how to breathe in the middle of the night because
it is such a skill to be unlearning.

they may as well have called me rome.

"
[ excerpt from define me anxiety ]
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— 4 hours ago with 9 notes
#quote  #poem 
"

i am following a step programme to on how to collapse —
how to crumple myself inwards
how to feel the lining of my ribs slip away
how to forget how to breathe in the middle of the night because
it is such a skill to be unlearning.

they may as well have called me rome.

"
[ excerpt from define me anxiety ]
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— 4 hours ago with 9 notes
"Anyway here’s the Iliad"
Henry Winter probably (via incorrecttshquotes)

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ondistantshores:

janemba:

soujaboymeetsworld:

jackanthonyfernandez:

thechanelmuse:

Meet Cory Nieves. He’s a dapper, 10-year old CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies who started his own booming cookie business in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

!!!!!! COOKIE CEO !!!!!!!

this is the best post on tumblr ever!!!

What the fuck

I will never be cooler than this guy.

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— 4 hours ago with 198229 notes

kosherqueer:

just the word “cummies” makes me so uncomfortable, I hope this meme ends like tomorrow tbh

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pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day

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— 4 hours ago with 78206 notes

feministmagicalgirl:

oopsygaysy:

bunnyemily:

mahou-mofo:

"Please stop selling shirts carelessly" wtf are they supposed to interview the people buying them like what does this dude want

"She smiled and laughed long enough to make you go away"

In high school I wouldn’t wear band shirts in public because men would stop me on the street and ridicule me for not knowing a certain obscure song by the band or fact about one of the members, like what the actual fuck.

tiny disgusting little man harasses woman he doesn’t know and attempts to shame her for wearing a shirt 

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dapperpants:

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

you can just tell which ones know their stuff

dapperpants:

meulindaleijon:

crazyqueerclassicist:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

image

she knows what’s up

Every face in there is so priceless

Those 3 girls in the front row

this is the greatest thing on the internet

you can just tell which ones know their stuff

(via graintaire)

— 4 hours ago with 429181 notes

likeafieldmouse:

Yarisal & Kublitz - Anger Release Machine (2008) - Vending machine, porcelain, crystal glasses, plates, statuettes, various items

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duskenpath:

oli-via:

duskenpath:

Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

Explain

The explanation is that liminal spaces are in between places that bridge Here with There, so in fairy tales we often have the Fairy…

— 4 hours ago with 13928 notes